Wildlife Rehabilitation Prints

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Rubbish Carousel

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Sea Change.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

A polar bear holds a press conference.

"Plastic?"

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"You fly into a window, too?"

Seals - Pick your own.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Use your indoor voice!"

Wildlife Tree

Retrospection.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Hedgehog Mortuary.