Wildlife Joker Pillows

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Early photobombing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Eat me"

Monkey-artist

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

"Touché"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Climate Change

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'