Wildlife Dinner Party Mugs

"Can I order off the menu?"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Frog in the puddles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"They're so like us."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Zoo animals.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Guess who's teething?'

Wild Cow.

David Attenborough's Morning

'Pull...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'The penguin is upset...'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Hyenas as Pets

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Buck Naked

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."