Wildlife Dinner Party Prints

"Can I order off the menu?"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Frog in the puddles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"They're so like us."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Zoo animals.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Guess who's teething?'

David Attenborough's Morning

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Wild Cow.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Pull...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

Hyenas as Pets

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Buck Naked

'The penguin is upset...'

Cyclist Flamingoes

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"