Wildlife Comedy Follower Gifts

'Love...is a many pointed thing...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Eat me"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The polar bear's vending machine.

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."