Wildlife Comedic Observer Mugs

'I'm just outside feeding the birds.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Penguin

Giraffe Portrait

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Fasten your seat belt."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"