Wildlife Apparel Gifts

Emmett had a far more difficult time explaining the halter top.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"They're so like us."

"He's a guard dog."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Penguin

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Mother?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Guess who's teething?'

Polar bears

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Pelican and Origami

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."