Wildlife Apparel Gifts

Emmett had a far more difficult time explaining the halter top.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"They're so like us."

"He's a guard dog."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Penguin

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Guess who's teething?'

'Mother?'

Polar bears

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Pelican and Origami

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'