Wildflower Seeker T-Shirts

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Frog flirting.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Mad about Roses!

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I brought cocoa."

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'First of all, relax.'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Tree Funeral