Wilderness Skills Pillows

Up North Training

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Desert Island Mishap

"How's the salmon?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."