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"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

All-Verbal Westerns

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Skate or die."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"