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"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Skate or die."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

All-Verbal Westerns

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."