Wild Side Effect Enthusiasts Prints

'It may have a few wild side effects. One of them may make you consult an obstetrician.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Skate or die."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

25¢ Ride the Pony

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

Cowboy Acupuncture

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

In and Outre Tray

Spring Break!

Standup Pharmacist

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

'Your days of walking on the wild side are over.'

"On the plus side, by the time you read all the side effects, you'll be done with the medication."

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."