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"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Two stressed drinking birds

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Computer Mouse.

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'