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"Look, Wendy....our pets are playing together!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Worm Pranks

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Steve Irwin.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'