Wild Animal Trainer Prints

'I taught junior high for fifteen years.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Agility God

Litter Tray Training

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Cat Show

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"What other tricks does he need?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"