Quirky Animal Trainer Prints

"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Pavlov's Puppy

Cat Show

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."