Quirky Animal Trainer Prints

"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Pavlov's Puppy

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Treading a fine lion.