Wikipedia Pillows

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. I still neither know nor care what that means. Tap tap tap tap tap. It means you're no longer known as "the last surviving Neanderthal on earth." Scientists now think Neanderthals were kinder and smarter than homo sapiens. Which made them highly desirable as mates, so homo sapiens basically interbred with them until they were gone. You're now classified as a fossilized armadillopithecine, which was so undesirable that nobody wanted to interbreed with it. And y

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'They all want to play the star.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

What's normal?

Back to school.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rainbow Quartet

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Quartet.

Masquerade

Roget's Pet

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Bugger!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"They're home...the party's over!"

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Music at Home Pt. 1

Bertolt Brecht.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.