Wikipedia Warriors Pillows

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Whatever, dork-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. You're no longer the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching. I'm afraid you didn't make it. You and I are about to have a lot in common.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Bench Press Accident

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Coleridge'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

Cockfight of words

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

Smoke spelling mistake.

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."