Wigmaker Gifts

'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'

"Not the real you? Well, of course it's not the real you. The real you is bald."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Backfire

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Snow Devil

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Resourceful toddler

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."