Wigmaker Gifts

'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'

"Not the real you? Well, of course it's not the real you. The real you is bald."

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Backfire

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Snow Devil

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."