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"You really miss her, don't you, Lou?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Why bother?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Heavy meals on wheels

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Remote Control Duck

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Maybe you should leave the evolving to the younger fish.

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Medication for the elderly

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'