Wicket Wonder Pillows

Bowled out.

Butterfly Woman

'But what is the universe for?'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Caliologist

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

The hummingbird's hum.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

Butterfly Woman

The Bluetooth Fairy.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

God's studio assistants

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"I thought you meant a football pool."

"I could never go wireless."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"Freudian Slip"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."