Wholesale Wonderer Prints

"What's 'Costco'?"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Miss Jones, get me another eyebrow.

Collision

Word Of God

Fearless Frog Part 18

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

Poet and Peasant

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

Cat DNA is decoded.

Soup of the Day: Eye of Newt.

"Because when it actually works they just call it medicine."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"