Whole Wheat Warrior Mugs

"Well Herb, you were right. I guess no one likes whole wheat pasta."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Bench Press Accident

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Breaking Through

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'