Whole Wheat Warrior Prints

"Well Herb, you were right. I guess no one likes whole wheat pasta."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Breaking Through

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'