Vegetable Warrior Mugs

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

“Children hate me.”

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Pumpkin Time!

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

The vegan hunter

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

The Last Dinner

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'