Whitening Wizard Mugs

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

Candle Portraits.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Bad hair day.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"To beat or not to beat."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Whisk

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Artist

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"So. . . you're back!"

The Bored Impressionist

I give up. What is it?

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

Duct Cleaning

Easy shaving