Whiteboard Scribbler Prints

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

When Cells Divide

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Musical Prodigy

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Muse/Museli

A pen spewing letters

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."