Blackboard Scribbler Prints

Astrophysics made simple.

When Cells Divide

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Wolf Call.

'Tax.'

Scientist.

'I see the problem, Gibson- you forgot to borrow from your neighbor there in step 3.'

Saturday marathon introductory English class: Hour 12.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Hans Holbein

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Musical Prodigy

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'Math is more art than science.'

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

A pen spewing letters

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"