White House Wanderer Pillows

The First Family

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Beware of Don"

Free Range Employees.

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

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Office of Donald J. Trump. Deceptionist

Job hoppers.

The Bullish World

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

What goes up...

Stonehenge Books

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

The Marriage of Alternative Facts."

Stock Market Adventure

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'