White Goods Admirer Mugs

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

A potato's favourite video

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Antique silver

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

The Great Catsby.

Charlie Chaplin

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

Marlene Dietrich

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

'Come to think of it, I don't dream in colour either.'

Catfishing.

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

A georgian woman

Mr. Cheggs's jealousy

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

Reduced circumstances of Mr. Mantalini

Barber of Seville

HMS Pinafore

Clark Gable

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

Their eyes met and his heart soared, like the price of gas before a long weekend.

"Eighties. What a sad decade to get stuck in!"

"Gimme a WhisKee."

"That's my old power suit from the 80's."

Ladies in fashionable head-dress, 1783