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"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"Ebersoll was suspected of tax fraud, taking bribes and money laundering but nothing could be proved against him - the most important condition for a meteoric career!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Computer monitor for a head.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Beware of Don"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Money god

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

White Collar Crime.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Trickledown economics

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Golden bubbles

Champagne at the hunt

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."