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"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"Ebersoll was suspected of tax fraud, taking bribes and money laundering but nothing could be proved against him - the most important condition for a meteoric career!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Computer monitor for a head.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"Beware of Don"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

White Collar Crime.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Money god

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Trickledown economics

Champagne at the hunt

Golden bubbles

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."