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'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

Before the riots/after the riots

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"The real money is in not getting caught."

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

White Collar Crime.

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

"This was not in the Audit Plan."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

"I got a job in The City."

"I keep pretty busy on the outside. If it weren't for these occasional incarcerations, I'd never get any vacation at all."

"We know you're in there, Morgan. Open up, so we can discuss the conflict between the social factors of the mainstream and of your subculture that led to your following this negativistic path."

"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

'Good morning, Madam! You have been specially selected by computer to be burgled.'

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'