
'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'
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'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'
'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'
Before the riots/after the riots
'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'
'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'
The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!
"We're talking business ethics not ethics."
"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."
'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'
"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."
'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.
"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."
'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'
"How do you feel about doing time?"
Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.
"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"
"The real money is in not getting caught."
'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'
"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."
White Collar Crime.
'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'
"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."
Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.
"This was not in the Audit Plan."
"'Small potatoes' is no defense."
Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.
'Good morning, Madam! You have been specially selected by computer to be burgled.'
"We know you're in there, Morgan. Open up, so we can discuss the conflict between the social factors of the mainstream and of your subculture that led to your following this negativistic path."
'Sorry about that little interruption back at the office with the cops bursting in. So, where were we?'
"I got a job in The City."
"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."
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