White-collar Crime Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our funny t-shirts for the white-collar crime humorist. Each t-shirt features clever, satirical designs that are perfect for making a witty statement in the office or casual outings.

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"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch." mockup

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

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'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.' mockup

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

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"White Collar Prison"

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Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

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Hellbillies.

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery." mockup

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

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The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!! mockup

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

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"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know." mockup

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

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"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment." mockup

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..." mockup

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?" mockup

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

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'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.' mockup

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

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'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?' mockup

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

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"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back." mockup

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up." mockup

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.' mockup

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

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'Hello, Mum!'

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'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!' mockup

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

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"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty." mockup

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

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"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

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Cuffwear, 2004

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"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs." mockup

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

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'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.' mockup

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

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". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang." mockup

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

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Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him mockup

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

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Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis

Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis mockup

Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis

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'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.' mockup

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'

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"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat." mockup

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

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"I did warn you it wouldn't pay!" mockup

"I did warn you it wouldn't pay!"

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White-collar Crime Humorist T-Shirts Collection

White-collar Crime Humorist Mugs

Love witty and satirical mugs? Check out our full collection of products featuring clever takes on white-collar crime for the perfect humorous gift.

White-collar Crime Humorist Pillows

Bring humor into your space with our funny pillows themed around white-collar crime satire. Great for adding personality and laughs to any room.

White-collar Crime Humorist Prints

Decorate with smart, satirical prints that highlight white-collar crime humor. Perfect for enthusiasts wanting to add a witty touch to their home or office.