White-collar Crime Detective Mugs

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

White Collar Crime.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

"The real money is in not getting caught."

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"Now he can say he ran it by legal."

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

White Collar Crime.

"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."