Whispered Affection Admirer Mugs

The best relationships are silent.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

bird interprets modern art

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Love

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Love Birds love just being together

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Witches Checkout.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Reindeer

Prisoner still life painting.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Sharp Eyes

'Picasso'

"It's a great work!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Your rhino, or mine?'

Cover story: Picasso

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Landscape Artists

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'