Whiskey Wanderer Pillows

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pigeon Little

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Push for Disco...

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Higher wisdom...

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Toast'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

See you at Charing Cross!

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Whiskey wars

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Doubledecker bus stop

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'