Whiskered Wool Whacker Pillows

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Persian

Puppy and Kitten.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Now I really am sick.'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'