Whiskered Wool Whacker Pillows

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Puppy and Kitten.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Persian