Whiskered Nobility Enthusiasts Gifts

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Diving Cat.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"You're amazing!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Royal Picnic

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'What a hunk!'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Countess

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."

Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich

"Uh - Oh, here comes old sourpuss."

A cat listening to a record player

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'

"I'll beat 'em up, then Louie, here, will do the real damage. But we ain't cheap."