Whisker Worshipper T-Shirts

Man salutes as cat walks in.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I hate it..."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Persian