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'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!