Whirlpools Gifts

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

On holiday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'More bubbles!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Swimming Prankster

Hot Tub Frosty

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Hollywood Breakup

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'How's the water, dear?'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Dolphin tricks.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."