Whirlpools Gifts

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On holiday.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'More bubbles!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Mr Metrosexual.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Swimming Prankster

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Hot Tub Frosty

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Hollywood Breakup

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bishops Snooker

'How's the water, dear?'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Dolphin tricks.

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.