Whimsical Witchery Gifts

'Billy, your mom's hassling the referee again!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

ET Mishap

"Home depot."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Little help?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Newt sale

Astral Projection

Hats and Food

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocking Witches.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Valentine Day