Whimsical Winter Wardrobe Gifts

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Keeping warm.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Infinity scarf"

Oi to the world!

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

'You'll grow into it!'

'How does this one feel?'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Academia in Winter

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

The Moth Menace.

A penguin wearing a hoodie