Whimsical Wino Pillows

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Drunk Baby

Wine Hourglass

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Wino Appreciation Group

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'He has his father's feet.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"I am in so much trouble."

Horse accidents

A heron wearing waders.

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Fork reading newspaper

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

At the animal perfume fair.

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Unusual Romance

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Kicks Bill Out of the House.

'No one regurgitates like you, honey.'