Whimsical Wealth Seeker Gifts

'Another golden egg Mr. Goose! At this rate you'll be a millionaire soon!'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Survival kit

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

A bee in small airplane

Business Fairy Tales.

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'

'Weeeeeeee!!'

'I'd definitely drop the eleventh one about farting, Moses'