Whimsical Wealth Seeker Prints

'Another golden egg Mr. Goose! At this rate you'll be a millionaire soon!'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Survival kit

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

Business Fairy Tales.

A bee in small airplane

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

Owl and the Pussycat.