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Goldilocks and the three gummi bears

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Cat and fishing instruction

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Phew, that was close."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Tess of the Dirigibles

'We should have removed that sign.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Doughnut Criminals

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story