Whimsical Road-trippers Gifts

"Lets go and tilt at that windmill"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Late BroomStick

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Chicken Road Crossing

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Giant Ice Skates

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Pizza London Eye

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Ballooning,

Visit the Geek islands.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.