Whimsical Travel Aficionados Gifts

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Recalculating

Pizza Tower Bridge

Airport

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Pizza London Eye

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

The Reaper family on Holidays

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Ballooning,

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"