Whimsical Travel Aficionados Pillows

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Airport

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Recalculating

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

Pizza London Eye

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

The Reaper family on Holidays

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Ballooning,

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."